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A little Friday humour, OR any day you want to share a laugh
henrietta
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In Reply To: nipper's post @ Sep 17 2019, 10:40 AM

And I’m heading to Canberra on Saturday!! sad.gif

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Goulburn this morning



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"Every long-term security is nothing more than a claim on some expected future stream of cash that will be delivered into the hands of investors over time. For a given stream of expected future cash payments, the higher the price investors pay today for that stream of cash, the lower the long-term return they will achieve on their investment over time." - Dr John Hussman

"If I had even the slightest grasp upon my own faculties, I would not make essays, I would make decisions." ― Michel de Montaigne
 
mullokintyre
post Posted: Sep 16 2019, 08:25 PM
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In Reply To: henrietta's post @ Sep 16 2019, 04:05 PM

Perhaps you blokes should look at Stand up Comedy.
Though on second thoughts, given the age of some of us, it should be sit down comedy, maybe even post nap lying down comedy.
Mick



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henrietta
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In Reply To: henrietta's post @ Sep 16 2019, 02:35 PM

Gnaw, just for a minute.



 
nipper
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In Reply To: henrietta's post @ Sep 16 2019, 02:35 PM

So, you chewed on it a while?



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"Every long-term security is nothing more than a claim on some expected future stream of cash that will be delivered into the hands of investors over time. For a given stream of expected future cash payments, the higher the price investors pay today for that stream of cash, the lower the long-term return they will achieve on their investment over time." - Dr John Hussman

"If I had even the slightest grasp upon my own faculties, I would not make essays, I would make decisions." ― Michel de Montaigne
 
henrietta
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Oooh Nipper, I did have to think about that one for a while !! biggrin.gif

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nipper
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A termite walks into a saloon. He looks around, and wonders, "Is the bar tender here?"



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"Every long-term security is nothing more than a claim on some expected future stream of cash that will be delivered into the hands of investors over time. For a given stream of expected future cash payments, the higher the price investors pay today for that stream of cash, the lower the long-term return they will achieve on their investment over time." - Dr John Hussman

"If I had even the slightest grasp upon my own faculties, I would not make essays, I would make decisions." ― Michel de Montaigne

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I used to go out with a Greek girl called Apostrophe. We broke up as she too possessive.



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Day Trader: Lowest form of life in the known universe.
Shorter: Can limbo under a day trader.
Investor: Salt of the Earth.Sits to the right of God (Warren Buffet)
Share prices are only ever manipulated down.
Paper losses are not really losses.
Chat site posters always know better & know more than anyone about anything.
I'm 29.
The cheque is in the mail.

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nipper
post Posted: Sep 15 2019, 04:15 PM
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Another one doing the rounds
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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.




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"Every long-term security is nothing more than a claim on some expected future stream of cash that will be delivered into the hands of investors over time. For a given stream of expected future cash payments, the higher the price investors pay today for that stream of cash, the lower the long-term return they will achieve on their investment over time." - Dr John Hussman

"If I had even the slightest grasp upon my own faculties, I would not make essays, I would make decisions." ― Michel de Montaigne

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In Reply To: early birds's post @ Jul 1 2019, 11:17 AM

I used to go out with a girl who had anorexia, but I am seeing less of her now.


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