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A little Friday humour, OR any day you want to share a laugh
henrietta
post Posted: Sep 23 2019, 03:46 PM
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In Reply To: nipper's post @ Sep 17 2019, 12:16 PM

You are correct ....... freezing wind today, but a lovely lunch!

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Brothel Trip

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.

'I'm 90 years old,' he says.

'90?' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize that you've had it?'

'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'

 
nipper
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In Reply To: henrietta's post @ Sep 17 2019, 10:52 AM

the snow will all be gone by then; only the cold wind will remain !



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henrietta
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And I’m heading to Canberra on Saturday!! sad.gif

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Goulburn this morning



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"Every long-term security is nothing more than a claim on some expected future stream of cash that will be delivered into the hands of investors over time. For a given stream of expected future cash payments, the higher the price investors pay today for that stream of cash, the lower the long-term return they will achieve on their investment over time." - Dr John Hussman

"If I had even the slightest grasp upon my own faculties, I would not make essays, I would make decisions." ― Michel de Montaigne
 
mullokintyre
post Posted: Sep 16 2019, 08:25 PM
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In Reply To: henrietta's post @ Sep 16 2019, 04:05 PM

Perhaps you blokes should look at Stand up Comedy.
Though on second thoughts, given the age of some of us, it should be sit down comedy, maybe even post nap lying down comedy.
Mick



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Gnaw, just for a minute.



 
nipper
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So, you chewed on it a while?



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"If I had even the slightest grasp upon my own faculties, I would not make essays, I would make decisions." ― Michel de Montaigne
 
henrietta
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Oooh Nipper, I did have to think about that one for a while !! biggrin.gif

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A termite walks into a saloon. He looks around, and wonders, "Is the bar tender here?"



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"If I had even the slightest grasp upon my own faculties, I would not make essays, I would make decisions." ― Michel de Montaigne

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