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A little Friday humour, OR any day you want to share a laugh
blacksheep
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Seeing it's Easter - Hedgeye's Easter Bear
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The herd instinct among forecasters makes sheep look like independent thinkers. Edgar Fiedler

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Trump Tariffs by David Rowe AFR
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The herd instinct among forecasters makes sheep look like independent thinkers. Edgar Fiedler

If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter. George Washington
 
arty
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I trade daily, but I am not a licensed adviser. Whether you find my ideas reasonable or not: The only person responsible for your actions is YOU.
I follow two rules: (1) There are no sacred truths. All assumptions must be critically examined. Arguments from authority are worthless. (2) Whatever is inconsistent with observed facts must be discarded or revised. We must understand the Market as it is and not confuse how it is with how we wish it to be. (inspired by Carl Sagan)
 
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Also known as - BA...BY JOY..



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"Every long-term security is nothing more than a claim on some expected future stream of cash that will be delivered into the hands of investors over time. For a given stream of expected future cash payments, the higher the price investors pay today for that stream of cash, the lower the long-term return they will achieve on their investment over time." - Dr John Hussman

"If I had even the slightest grasp upon my own faculties, I would not make essays, I would make decisions." ― Michel de Montaigne

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arty
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I trade daily, but I am not a licensed adviser. Whether you find my ideas reasonable or not: The only person responsible for your actions is YOU.
I follow two rules: (1) There are no sacred truths. All assumptions must be critically examined. Arguments from authority are worthless. (2) Whatever is inconsistent with observed facts must be discarded or revised. We must understand the Market as it is and not confuse how it is with how we wish it to be. (inspired by Carl Sagan)

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arty
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... so THAT is why Barnaby got away with it for so long ...
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I trade daily, but I am not a licensed adviser. Whether you find my ideas reasonable or not: The only person responsible for your actions is YOU.
I follow two rules: (1) There are no sacred truths. All assumptions must be critically examined. Arguments from authority are worthless. (2) Whatever is inconsistent with observed facts must be discarded or revised. We must understand the Market as it is and not confuse how it is with how we wish it to be. (inspired by Carl Sagan)
 


arty
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In Reply To: surfer's post @ Feb 10 2018, 01:55 PM

Thanks Surfer.
I republished it to a larger audience - got a hilarious reaction.
One reply: "It took you 2 mins to make a snowwoman with a voluptuous chest? Id like to see that. smile.gif "



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I trade daily, but I am not a licensed adviser. Whether you find my ideas reasonable or not: The only person responsible for your actions is YOU.
I follow two rules: (1) There are no sacred truths. All assumptions must be critically examined. Arguments from authority are worthless. (2) Whatever is inconsistent with observed facts must be discarded or revised. We must understand the Market as it is and not confuse how it is with how we wish it to be. (inspired by Carl Sagan)
 
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<h2 class="posttitle icon" style="margin: 0px 0px 5px; padding: 10px 10px 5px; line-height: normal; border-bottom-color: rgb(200, 200, 200); border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; font-stretch: normal;">Today's UK</h2>
It was snowing all last night. So my day went like this:


8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why it wasn't a snowwoman.

8:15 So, I made a snowwoman.

8:17 My neighbours' nanny complained about my snowwoman's voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it should have been two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as carrots are veggie food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snowwoman is white.

8:31 The Muslim across the road wants the snowwoman to wear a headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.

8:42 They tell me the broomstick of the snowwoman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter: "Yeah, if it's up your a***"

8:45 A TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow- women? I reply, "Snowballs" . I am then called a sexist.

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I'm on the TV news as a suspected terrorist, intent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the country we live in today



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Thanks arty for that cartoon....it says it all and is simply brilliant...cheers

 
arty
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I love a good cartoon. And I rate my old mate Dean Alston's among the best smile.gif
This one is his reaction to this week's Wall Street melt-down. What a hoot - "Dum de dum" indeed LOL

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I trade daily, but I am not a licensed adviser. Whether you find my ideas reasonable or not: The only person responsible for your actions is YOU.
I follow two rules: (1) There are no sacred truths. All assumptions must be critically examined. Arguments from authority are worthless. (2) Whatever is inconsistent with observed facts must be discarded or revised. We must understand the Market as it is and not confuse how it is with how we wish it to be. (inspired by Carl Sagan)

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