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A little Friday humour, OR any day you want to share a laugh
surfer
post Posted: Nov 17 2019, 10:27 AM
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The Sixteen Commandments of Growing Older


1 Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert advice.

2 Consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit

3 You don't need anger management. You need people to stop p****ng you off.

4 Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work

5 The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

6 You have days when your life is just a tent away from a circus.

7 These days, "on time" is when you get there.

8 Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

9 Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

10 You've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

11 "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why you're there.

12 When you were a child, you thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.

13 Some days you have no idea what you're doing out of bed.

14 You thought growing old would take longer.

15 Ageing sure has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

16 You still haven't learned to act your age.

 
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Reuters‏Verified account @Reuters 2h2 hours ago

President Trump said he hadn’t heard reports that smugglers were cutting through the U.S.-Mexico border wall. ‘One of the reasons we did it the way we did it, it's very easily fixed. You put the chunk back in,’ he said.



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nipper
post Posted: Oct 29 2019, 11:38 AM
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"There is clearly the crazy shit like WeWork going on but WeWork is a real outlier in terms of net crazy," said Daniel Petre of AirTree Ventures



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"If I had even the slightest grasp upon my own faculties, I would not make essays, I would make decisions." ― Michel de Montaigne
 
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post Posted: Sep 23 2019, 03:46 PM
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In Reply To: nipper's post @ Sep 17 2019, 12:16 PM

You are correct ....... freezing wind today, but a lovely lunch!

Cheers
J

 
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post Posted: Sep 22 2019, 01:39 PM
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Brothel Trip

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.

'I'm 90 years old,' he says.

'90?' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize that you've had it?'

'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'

 
nipper
post Posted: Sep 17 2019, 12:16 PM
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In Reply To: henrietta's post @ Sep 17 2019, 10:52 AM

the snow will all be gone by then; only the cold wind will remain !



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"If I had even the slightest grasp upon my own faculties, I would not make essays, I would make decisions." ― Michel de Montaigne
 

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henrietta
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In Reply To: nipper's post @ Sep 17 2019, 10:40 AM

And I’m heading to Canberra on Saturday!! sad.gif

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J

 
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Goulburn this morning



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"If I had even the slightest grasp upon my own faculties, I would not make essays, I would make decisions." ― Michel de Montaigne
 
mullokintyre
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In Reply To: henrietta's post @ Sep 16 2019, 04:05 PM

Perhaps you blokes should look at Stand up Comedy.
Though on second thoughts, given the age of some of us, it should be sit down comedy, maybe even post nap lying down comedy.
Mick



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post Posted: Sep 16 2019, 04:05 PM
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In Reply To: henrietta's post @ Sep 16 2019, 02:35 PM

Gnaw, just for a minute.



 
 


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