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A little Friday humour, OR any day you want to share a laugh
Cris
post Posted: May 7 2004, 02:30 PM
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Difficult not to smile when I see your avatar. Loved Ice Age.

Hope you enjoy this one.
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Cris
post Posted: May 7 2004, 02:17 PM
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When you have time on your hands ...


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drrc
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cool matt- i hope that wasn't you. here's some real estate euphemisms:

WHAT THEY SAY - WHAT IT COULD REALLY MEAN
Close to transport - The north-south flight path runs right overhead

Pretty as a picture - Our sales staff have worked out how to use Photoshop

Water glimpses - If you stand on your tiptoes, on a chair, on the balcony

The entertainer - It has a kitchen and there's a sink for washing up

Leafy hideaway - You'll need a chainsaw or a tree lopper

Back to nature - Termites, ants, spiders and cockroaches love this one

Enormous potential - Potentially, enormous amounts of money will need to be spent to make it habitable

Tropical rainforest - There's a palm tree in the yard

Unique features - A TV reality show did a makeover that never quite worked

Attention first-home buyers - Looking for suckers who don't know better

Make an offer! - Because nobody else wants to

Delightful courtyard - There is no garden

This home defies description - This home defies description


 
mminion
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A little Friday humour.... I don't think he can fly (attached pic)
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trinity
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Hi Cris,
Running short on time, so have taken the simplest option and emailed it 2 admin.
Trinity

 

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Cris
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Looking forward to seeing your powerpoint presentation Trinity.

Have a great weekend,
Cris

 
trinity
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Thanks matt and cris,
great 2 c a bit of humour posted 2day, hopefully that means no-one hurting 2 bad.

 
Cris
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A Moral Story

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!

There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a
sign from God!"

The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to
drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it
back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY?

Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.


 
Cris
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Where's the Amusement Meter when you need it? That rates a 5!

I'm off to search for something to counter Drrc's testosterone-dominated funny!

I know I have one here somewhere.

 
 


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