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WARNING don't read if likely to be offended! http://www.ShareScene.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif (thats almost humourous in itself)

 

 

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for

 

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> On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to

 

> her. On doing this she lets out a sigh.

 

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> The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and

 

> suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any

 

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> The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan.

 

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> From this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex,

 

> saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want

 

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> The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet

 

> and tells the doctor his wife is dead.

 

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> The doctor asks what happened to which the man replies:

 

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> "She choked."

 

 

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In reply to: fergun on Wednesday 24/11/04 10:50pm

hi fergun, ah yes umm, how about 7 points on the federation star ? Right track wrong train.

Knew there was a seven in there somewhere.Oh well I was hurrying a tad.Dummy here.

cant help with the others as yet.

 

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HAHAHA HERSHY http://www.ShareScene.com/html/emoticons/lmaosmiley.gifhttp://www.ShareScene.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif

 

THAT's A GOOD ONE ! http://www.ShareScene.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif

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