Jump to content

A little Friday humour


mminion

Recommended Posts

  • 1 month later...
  • Replies 7.7k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted Images

Being the child of deaf parents is no ordinary upbringing. Thirtyone year old Glaswegian comedian Ray Bradshaw has carved out a stand up career mining a rich seam of stories from his childhood.

"If I swore as a kid while signing, my parents would take me into the kitchen and wash my hands with soap," he jokes.

Edited by nipper
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 1 month later...
  • 2 months later...

Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a leave pass for a day.  He goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a vodka, and asks the bartender: “Is Crimea still ours?”

“Yes, it is.”

“What about the Donbas?”

“Also ours.”

“And Kyiv?”

“We still have it in our sights”

Satisfied, Putin smiles, finishes his drink, and asks: “Thanks, how much do I owe you?”

“4 Euros or $US4.20 ... either will do."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...