A little Friday humour

[theadder]

11 PEOPLE ... ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.

10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave,
Because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping

[J.Fo]

had the misfortune recently to be on an overnight flight and sufficiently pickled/ drowsy not to know any better and so I sat through this drivel. a commendable directive at the end for anyone contemplating watching this.

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/jul/22...und-film-review

[J.Fo]

and while you're there...

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/jul/21...urray-interview

[jwlkr]

Haven't seen the original star wars? Don't waste hours, just watch this 3:43min summary

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb2GmBkkaTU...feature=related

[veeone]

 

 

 

 

 

Bunnings is having a sale on "Council Recliners".

I have just figured out I have been using mine incorrectly..all these years!!

 

[blueice]

Veeone, that is so bloody funny - I have also been using mine incorrectly for all those years, now I'll start using it the proper way by bringing it inside into my lounge room to watch TV....................

[henrietta]

Here's one for the ladies ......... by Pam Ayers

 

Cheers

J

 

...... or maybe not. Doesn't seem to like a WMV file, admittedly a few minutes long.

Edited July 26, 2010 by henrietta

[arty]

See, I always had my suspicion about Hans Solo

Thought he must have been a bachelor - wasn't Fanny Fanta his girlfriend?

[veeone]

A young woman in Hobart was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself from the Tasman Bridge.

She went up to the bridge and was about to leap into the deep waters below when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the bridge, crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.

I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?

Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.

From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors, who's stowed me away" she explained.

"I get food and free passage to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said. - "this is the Bruny Island Ferry."

[veeone]

Confuscious say: Remember Number One Rule when driving in city.......Give Way to Busses!!