kelt Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullokintyre Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 A bloke goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the stag party that I made love to on the pool table with all my mates watching while your partner whipped my arse with wet celery?' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flower Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 You must have read about the Large Hadron Collider ~ the massive 14-mile long nuclear particles physics device in Switzerland. It is amazing how the transposition of just two letters can change everything. The headline on the 'Daily Telegraph' website read: "Large Hardon Collider Breaks Energy Record" ------------------------------------------------------------ Obviously the standard of copy readers has dropped somewhat!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrietta Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 ...... or their sense of humour is improving !! Cheers J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balance Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 the mind boggles... lol nice find flower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flower Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 B: That out of London's Telegraph group if you please--bet it made them choke on their Weeties!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balance Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 yes I found it after a bit of searching.The Sydney Daily Telegraph would have trouble with words of more than one syllable ie 'large' let alone Hadron or collider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flower Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 B: Dear God--that bad? thought our daily paper in WA was pretty "basic". BTW: love your signature!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.Fo Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 funny bloke http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrietta Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Hi there J.Fo Thanks for that ........ very funny !!! Also ....... think I prefer your new (ish?) avatar. Cheers J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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