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A bloke goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.


He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the stag party that I made love to on the pool table with all my mates watching while your partner whipped my arse with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."



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You must have read about the Large Hadron Collider ~ the massive 14-mile long nuclear particles physics device in Switzerland.

It is amazing how the transposition of just two letters can change everything.


The headline on the 'Daily Telegraph' website read:


"Large Hardon Collider Breaks Energy Record"



Obviously the standard of copy readers has dropped somewhat!!


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