wolverine Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 tidy variation there arty Q. What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? A. One is a bottom dwelling scumsucker.... ....the other is a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db76 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 In which state would the police shoot a man with their guns rather than their tasers (see link for Answer although I'm sure most readers know already) Gun_Safer_Than_Taser Why not throw a net over him Why not give him a dose of the capsicum spray but shoot him ? (dark humour) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walbrook Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Q. What is the difference between a dead kangaroo on the road and a dead lawyer on the road? A. There are skidmarks in front of the kangaroo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varmi Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Q - How do you get a lawyer down from a tree? A - Cut the rope. Q - How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall? A - It depends on how hard you throw them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmumma Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 draughtsman, its not a true story. http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/zerobill.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draughtsman Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Hi Bigmumma, I'm sure this one is true. Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.. 'How was he killed?' asked one detective. 'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied. A golf gun! What is a golf gun?' 'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc-p Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 The Des Moran Espresso It has three shotsÃÆâ€â„¢ÃƒÆ’ƒâہ¡ÃƒÆ’‚¢ÃƒÆ’¢Ã¢Ã¢Ã¢Ã¢â€š¬Ã…¡Ãƒâ€šÃ‚¬ÃƒÆ’…¡Ãƒâہ¡ÃƒÆ’‚¬ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒƒâہ¡ÃƒÆ’‚¦ only costs tuppence and it blows your head off . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smartman_plc Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 There are tyre marks in front of the lawyer too from when the driver put the pedal to the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mminion Posted June 18, 2009 Author Share Posted June 18, 2009 Snatch Wars P.S. Take your mind out of the gutter, it's not what you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoq Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 <H1 class=section-heading>President Obama's fly-swat riles PETA PEOPLE for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is upset with US President Barack Obama killing a fly during a televised interview - and are sending him a parcel to prove it. PETA is sending President Barack Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside. During an interview for CNBC at the White House on Tuesday, a fly intruded on Mr Obama's conversation with correspondent John Harwood. "Get out of here," the President told the pesky insect. When it didn't, he waited for the fly to settle, put his hand up and then smacked it dead. "Swatting a fly on TV indicates he's not perfect," Mr Friedrich said. http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story...4-12377,00.html </H1> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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