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In which state would the police shoot a man with their guns rather than their tasers (see link for Answer although I'm sure most readers know already)




Why not throw a net over him


Why not give him a dose of the capsicum spray


but shoot him ?


(dark humour)

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Hi Bigmumma,


I'm sure this one is true.


Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez..

'How was he killed?' asked one detective.

'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.

A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'

'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'

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The Des Moran Espresso




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<H1 class=section-heading>President Obama's fly-swat riles PETA


PEOPLE for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is upset with US President Barack Obama killing a fly during a televised interview - and are sending him a parcel to prove it.


PETA is sending President Barack Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside.

During an interview for CNBC at the White House on Tuesday, a fly intruded on Mr Obama's conversation with correspondent John Harwood.


"Get out of here," the President told the pesky insect.


When it didn't, he waited for the fly to settle, put his hand up and then smacked it dead.


"Swatting a fly on TV indicates he's not perfect," Mr Friedrich said.






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