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mminion

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cool matt- i hope that wasn't you. here's some real estate euphemisms:

 

WHAT THEY SAY - WHAT IT COULD REALLY MEAN

Close to transport - The north-south flight path runs right overhead

 

Pretty as a picture - Our sales staff have worked out how to use Photoshop

 

Water glimpses - If you stand on your tiptoes, on a chair, on the balcony

 

The entertainer - It has a kitchen and there's a sink for washing up

 

Leafy hideaway - You'll need a chainsaw or a tree lopper

 

Back to nature - Termites, ants, spiders and cockroaches love this one

 

Enormous potential - Potentially, enormous amounts of money will need to be spent to make it habitable

 

Tropical rainforest - There's a palm tree in the yard

 

Unique features - A TV reality show did a makeover that never quite worked

 

Attention first-home buyers - Looking for suckers who don't know better

 

Make an offer! - Because nobody else wants to

 

Delightful courtyard - There is no garden

 

This home defies description - This home defies description

 

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That's quite remarkable Cris. I'm still seeing it as I look at the computer screen !!

 

 

Hmmmm...Let me stare at the pro-trader screen then look at the wall and see if PSD is going to go over $2.00....!! http://www.sharescene.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif

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