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email it to: admin1@sharescene.com

 

I'm sure the Admin will host it for you (as long as it's not something too bad http://www.sharescene.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif )

 

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THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS:

 

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

 

So God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have

anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a

companion and that it would be a woman.

 

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook

for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.

 

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not

nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when

you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!

 

She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle

of the night to take care of them.

 

"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and

passion whenever you need it."

 

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

 

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

 

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

 

Of course the rest is history...................... http://www.sharescene.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif

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A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind

 

> > him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

> >

> > "What was that for?" He asks.

> >

> > "That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name

> >

> > Mary-Jane written on it," she replies.

> >

> > "Don't be silly," he says "Two weeks ago when I went to the races.

> > Mary-Jane was the name of one of the horses I bet on".

> >

> > His wife seemed satisfied at this and apologized.

> >

> > Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails

 

> > him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.

> >

> > When he comes around he asks, "What was that for?"

> >

> > "Your F*CKIN' horse phoned!"

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A Moral Story

 

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.

 

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

 

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's

interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!

 

There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we

should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

 

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a

sign from God!"

 

The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is

completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to

drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

 

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,

opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

 

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it

back to the man.

 

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

 

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

 

THE MORAL OF THE STORY?

 

Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.

 

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