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A little Friday humour:

Anybody see the pictures/article about a whale exploding in the streets of Taiwan ?

 

http://smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1075340790852_2004/01/30/sn-hkwhale1,0.jpg

 

The whale had died earlier on a beach and had been collected so its remains could be used for educational purposes.

 

A marine biologist blamed the explosion on pressure from gases building up in the mammal as it began to decompose.

 

I feel sorry for the guy who owns the bike (and the guy next to it doesn't look well)

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IN REPLY TO A POST BY mminion, Fri 30/01/04 10:23am   [READ POST]

A little Friday humour:
Anybody see the pictures/article about a whale exploding in the streets of Taiwan ?

http://smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1075340790852_2004/01/30/sn-hkwhale1,0.jpg

The whale had died earlier on a beach and had been collected so its remains could be used for educational purposes.

A marine biologist blamed the explosion on pressure from gases building up in the mammal as it began to decompose.

I feel sorry for the guy who owns the bike (and the guy next to it doesn't look well)

aaarrrghh.Sometimes I wonder about you MM.lol!

The guy looking is probably looking for clean bits for lunch.

Fortunately I guess the poor sod was not riding next to it when it let go.

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IN REPLY TO A POST BY mminion, Fri 30/01/04 10:23am   [READ POST]

A little Friday humour:
Anybody see the pictures/article about a whale exploding in the streets of Taiwan ?

http://smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1075340790852_2004/01/30/sn-hkwhale1,0.jpg

The whale had died earlier on a beach and had been collected so its remains could be used for educational purposes.

A marine biologist blamed the explosion on pressure from gases building up in the mammal as it began to decompose.

I feel sorry for the guy who owns the bike (and the guy next to it doesn't look well)

well, there's something you don't see everyday. who would've thought a whale would explode? perhaps Saddam hid his weapons there. or perhaps aquatic mammals have something nasty in store for us ......

 

 

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The things spies do,

Among the modest amount of information revealed at the CIA's new Science and Technology museum, according to a December Associated Press story, is that early versions of a tiny spy camera mounted to the back of a pigeon nonetheless failed because they were too heavy, forcing the pigeon in one test "to walk home."

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balance. LOL

 

OK my turn.

 

Reporters interviewing a 104 year-old woman ...

 

"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter

asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

 

Everyone have a good day

Matt

 

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George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.

 

"I don't know what to do with you here, " says the devil.

 

"You're on my list but I have no room for you."

 

"You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

 

I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

 

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

 

The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

 

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

 

The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after

 

time after time.

 

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

 

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms folded behind his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

 

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,

 

"Yeah, I can handle this."

 

The devil smiled and said.............

 

"OK, Monica, you're free to go

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Does this take the CAKE ?

 

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/03/23/strawberry,2.jpg

 

A northern Philippine town is attempting to bake itself into the book of Guinness World Records with what it claims is the world's biggest strawberry buttercake.

 

The northern town of La Trinidad, which calls itself the Philippines' strawberry capital, has been baking giant cakes for the last three years.

 

But Mayor Nestor Fongwan said the town had outdone itself this time with the giant dessert weighing 11,146 kilograms.

 

At 10 pesos (24 cents) a slice in the town hall, the massive cake was expected to feed 55,000 townspeople.

 

About 3000 kilograms of strawberries were used in baking the cake, which is 2.57 metres high and 2.65 metres wide, Mr Fongwan said.

 

Guinness World Records does not have an entry for strawberry buttercakes but organisers said they would seek a new category for their massive creation.

 

Plant City, Florida, holds the record for the biggest strawberry shortcake.

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