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ABC chairman, Justin Milne, wanted to sack senior journalist Emma Alberici. So he fired off an email telling the managing director to discuss "external career development opportunities" with her. When theÃÆâ€â„¢ÃƒÆ’ƒÂ¢Ãƒ¢Ã¢Ã¢â€š¬Ã…¡Ãƒâ€šÃ‚¬ÃƒÆ’…¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒƒâہ¡ÃƒÆ’‚  Four CornersÃÆâ€â„¢ÃƒÆ’ƒÂ¢Ãƒ¢Ã¢Ã¢â€š¬Ã…¡Ãƒâ€šÃ‚¬ÃƒÆ’…¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒƒâہ¡ÃƒÆ’‚ program later quizzed Mr Milne about the meaning of those words, he eventually explained: "That's a silly corporate euphemism for firing her."

 

The Plain English Foundation has now honoured Mr Milne's turn of phase as the worst of 2018, beating some tough competition. The foundation's executive director, Neil James, said the year was marked by awful examples of corporate doublespeak and spin.

 

"For years now, corporations everywhere have contorted the English language to avoid an unpalatable reality," he said. "They use words like 'demising', 'disestablishing' or 'deactivating' to avoid saying 'job loss'." One example was General Motors, which didn't plan to close five of its plants next year ÃÆâ€â„¢ÃƒÆ’ƒâہ¡ÃƒÆ’‚¢ÃƒÆ’¢Ã¢Ã¢Ã¢Ã¢â€š¬Ã…¡Ãƒâ€šÃ‚¬ÃƒÆ’…¡Ãƒâہ¡ÃƒÆ’‚¬ÃƒÆ’¢Ã¢Ã¢Ã¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ãƒâ€¦Ã‚¡ÃƒÆ’‚¬Ãƒâ€Â¦ÃƒÆ’¢Ã¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ãƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬Å“ it would instead "unallocate" them.

 

Dr James highlighted other contenders for the year's worst word or phrase, such as when finance executives refused to tell the banking royal commission they paid staff bonuses for higher sales. Rather, they used "variable remuneration" to "elicit discretionary effort".

 

And those Russian-sponsored efforts to tamper with the United States presidential election? Facebook's preferred term is "coordinated inauthentic behaviour".

 

Labor leader Bill Shorten's tortuous phrasing won the foundation's mixed metaphor of the year. The Opposition Leader told reporters in September: "Let's call it what it is: Mr [scott] Morrison has leapt on the tweet like a drowning man will grab at a fig leaf."

 

And Twitter chief executive Jack Dorsey took out the non-apology of the year for his explanation of why the platform had suspended conspiracy theorist and hate-monger Alex Jones, after repeatedly refusing to suspend him: "We likely over-rotated on one value, and then let the rules react to rapidly changing circumstances (some we helped create)..."

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Nomophobia, a noun, describes the sense of fear or worry that arises when someone is without their mobile phone or unable to use it.

 

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It beat out other finalist words

- gender gap (the difference in how men and women are treated),

- ecocide (destruction of a natural environment) and

- no-platforming (refusing someone an opportunity to share their views of beliefs).

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I agree. More than 100 places named after Flinders, around the country.

 

Was looking up a purely Australian word, emancipist... refering the pardoned convicts. One snippet I never really understood was that about half of those pardoned left Australia when the sentence was up - usually by working the passage. Female convicts tended to stay.

 

(Though I have an ancestor, James Blinkworth, a second fleeter; went to England in 1795 but was back in 1803, to the short-lived Port Phillip settlement then to Tassie .... and sent for his convict wife, and child, still in Sydney)

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Our "would be" pollies have a distinctly minimal grasp of our language ....

 

This morning, Mr Yates said Mr Frydenberg had failed to take action on climate change. Mr Yates said the Treasurer should not be given credit for trying to get an emissions policy through the Coalition partyroom when he was environment minister.

 

âââہ¡Ãƒâ€šÃ‚¬ÃƒÆ’…âہ“If he has tried to do it he has succinctly failed,âââہ¡Ãƒâ€šÃ‚¬ÃƒÆ’‚ Mr Yates told ABC radio.

 

Sigh.

 

Cheers

J

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And a "thumbs up" to The Australian journalist who got this right ......

 

The trio was released pending further investigation, Victoria Police Assistant Commissioner Neil Paterson said, adding that the complex investigation stretched back to August and involved allegations of corruption in sport.

 

Cheers

J

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